Cooking the Christmas Turkey

Evie asked if I had any more recipes, so to help you all have a successful Christmas dinner here is a fail proof method for cooking the turkey this year. 

 

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of scotch (whiskey)
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of scotch 
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more scotchs of drink
7. Turn oven the on
8. Take 4 scotchs of drinky
9. Turk the bastey
10. Scotch another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass yourself a pour of scotch
13. Bake the scotch for 4 hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the turkey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out