Monday, 2 December 2013

Cooking the Christmas Turkey

Evie asked if I had any more recipes, so to help you all have a successful Christmas dinner here is a fail proof method for cooking the turkey this year. 
 
  1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of scotch (whiskey)
  3. Put turkey in the oven
  4. Take another 2 drinks of scotch 
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take 3 more scotchs of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take 4 scotchs of drinky
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Scotch another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself a pour of scotch
  13. Bake the scotch for 4 hours
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
  19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

1 comment:

  1. Oh dear, well that would be a different Christmas :)

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